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Why I refuse to have kids
Yes, you read that correctly. My wife and I flat out refuse to have children for the time being. We are a twenty-something couple that has been married for just shy of 2 years, but we don't want to bear any offspring just yet. Even though we both agree on this, you would not believe how many people continue to ask us, "When are you two going to have children?"

I have quite a few problems with this question.
Can't get it up?

If you're anything like 93% of the world's population, then your mind immediately went into the gutter. That's okay if it did, but you won't be reading about erectile dysfunction in this post.
why women should know their place

Seriously, if I had to judge solely from what I see on a daily basis, most women don't have a clue where they actually belong...